damnable [ˈdam-nə-bəl]:
- (adj) liable to or deserving condemnation
- (adj) very bad
humbug [huhm-buhg]:
- (n) pretentious or silly talk or writing
- (n) communication (written or spoken) intended to deceive
- (n) something intended to deceive; deliberate trickery intended to gain an advantage
- (v) to trick or deceive
Hi. My name is Aeryk, and this is me in convenient bullet-point presentation:
- Aeryk is a delicate fondue of Viking and Cajun stock, with all the subtly, grace and refinement of a moonshine high colonic.
- Aeryk reads comic books.
- Aeryk is a ’73 Honkey Slouchback.
- Aeryk fancies himself The Lovable Rascal.
- Aeryk is an ordained reverend, has been awarded the title Baron and has received his doktorate in the Forbidden Sciences.
- Aeryk wiles away the late, late, late hours in orgies of sex and violence with the likes of The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living an Became Mixed-up Zombies.
- Aeryk's iTunes library is named Bad Mother Fucker despite the fact it has The Bangles Greatest Hits.
- Aeryk dreams of being a part-time writer.
